It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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