They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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