Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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