nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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