You surviving the open bar?
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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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