omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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