This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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