Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
