And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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