I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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