Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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