Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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