She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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