C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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