please come you make the beer taste better
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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