is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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