am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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