you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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