I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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