some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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