i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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