He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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