he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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