Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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