Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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