Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I have fence marks all over my body
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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