He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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