He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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