i just had sex bonerless
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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