after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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