let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just forgot I was standing up.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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