try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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