I cannot find my penis.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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