drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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