She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
be right there i have to get my cape
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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