This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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