plz talk dirty to me
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love having hate sex.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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