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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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