your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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