Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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