...so i touched it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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