so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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