I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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