don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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