the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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