Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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