Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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