Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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