Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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