she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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