adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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