I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I am available for nakedness
You were trust falling into bushes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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