hotel room ftw
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you told grandpa to call you daddy
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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