I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Who wears a wallet chain?!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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